Eww, I don’t like beans, puppies are probably the lead cause of global warming, animals practically ask us to kill them, and who doesn’t want their heart to stop, it’s like practically in every love song! Like, Ever!
Well… turns out that we have a throbbing, gurgling, thick aired 100 years left, maybe let’s push for a hard 150 just so that no one freaks out mid read, but really, your kid’s, if you are popping them out now, they have one hard street ahead. Queue increasingly severe weather patterns, inability to produce crops, resource depletion, mass species extinction with a side of endocrine disruption, nervous system impacts, and disease. Let’s not knock humans though, look at all that we have pushed for, we single handedly managed to pull off the initiation of an entire Epic (it’s actually called an Epic, no, not just because it is “epic”) named the Anthropocene. What an adorable Epic name to sum up the kick off of mass extinction! Don’t panic, this is not about the survival of the planet, the planet will be just fine, it has been for over four billion years (insert personal religious beliefs), but this is about what the planet comes back as, will we be able to survive?
I am vegan for the animals, for our crop production, for our weather, for our public health, for our social responsibility to ecologic sustainability.